2. We always refer to people as “back” when they return from somewhere but never as “front” when they go somewhere?
3. That which doesn’t kill us not only makes us stronger … it also makes us bitter.
4. Anytime you migrate your company’s data to a new platform count on a handful of employees falling off the edge of said platform on “Go Live” day.
5. If the cup you’re taking out of your workplace’s kitchen cupboard didn’t get transported there directly by you or does not bear the company logo on it signifying it’s for anyone’s use then … PUT IT DOWN … IT’S NOT YOURS … and back away slowly so as not to compel someone to hunt you down and beat your forehead in with a keyboard in the process of reclaiming their PERSONAL FREAKIN’ COFFEE CUP!
TGIF
2 comments:
OMG That photo is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh this morning. :)
It was for a company wide contest. Our "team photo" had to be in a TV or movie theme for the company meeting last June. We took 3rd.
Now it hangs in my office :)
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